My raya 2012

Hokey... mood raya mmg takde dis year. Hahaha bukan dah lame ke mmg takde mood? Hihihi...



After losing my grandmother a few years back, the raya mood will never be the same again. Our raya routine was still fresh in my mind. Every year, we will go back to Mcpherson like 2 a.m. in the morning. Macam Singapore tu dua belas jam nak sampai kan. My dad la. He's like the arch nemesis of traffic jam. Naik panas telinga kalau ada dalam kete dengan dia masa jam. Ada je nak disalahkan. Sultan la. Goh Chok Tong la. My mom la. So we decided to go early gile. Tapi best gak. Rasela macam video klip Balik Kampung by Sudirman. Kalau tak mmg tak rase la. Itulah penangan kampung dua dua belah dekat sangat. Hihihi



 My late grandma would wait for us. Aww just realised how much i miss her now. Then my ever hungry villain siblings and I would attack her fridge and terkemut-kemut mintak vitagen and chocolates dalam fridge dia. Ada nyonya jual vitagen a few units away from her flat. So stock vitagen mmg sentiasa ada. The next morning, she would cook us her signature dish which was Nasi Goreng Merah before the raya prayers. Tapi perggghhh. Even my mom's pun blm sampai standard kesedapan my grandma's. Nevertheless, masih sedap gak Ibu!!!



Then, acara memenuhkan flat bermula. Imagine, a flat of two rooms and a bathroom filled with 9 comels sizes families. Dah takde excuse me...excuse me dah. mmg kalau nak jalan mmg kena lalu celah2 kelengkang org.(i exaggerate skit tu)  Then, acara mengumpul green packets. Ni mmg muahhh favourite. Apesai? Sbb duit tu kalu tukau duit kita..... walllllaaaaa!!! Kayo makcik tiap kali raye!! 2 kali ganda!!



So, after her passing, my uncles and aunts decided to sell the flat after some time. So sad. The maintenance fee is outrageous. So after that, raye never felt the same again....



So, kesimpulannya...raya tahun ni adalah sgt boring. Period. Lg kene buat klas tambahan kat skolah dan tuisyen lagi Hwarrghhh. Tahun ni raya rmh sedara yg paling dekat je. Lepas tu balik rmh kunci gate and grill. Budak kecit2 beri salam buat dono je dan teruskan mutekan TV. kekonon tkde org kt rmh. Jahat kan.... Huahahahah



So this some of us.... some could not made it.



The Hj. Ibrahim & Hjh. Saerah big family(girls edition).....  see u next year!!

20 more days....

Wooootwoooot!!

Perbarisan Rumah Sukan SK Api Api 2012

This year, my fellow Jebatan and I decided we're not going to do anything drastic for our rumah sukan. Yess, long story short... kami SANGAT malas tahun ni. We used all things from previous year for our perbarisan and our khemah. If you read an entry from long long time ago, u would know that i'm kinda.... what's the word...oh yess... i'm kinda sick of these marking criteria. Click here if you have no idea what i'm talking about.

Nevertheless, we abandon our ego for a while for the sake of the pupils. Tak sampai hati plak diorg tgk khemah and perbarisan rumah merah mcm tak diendahkan oleh cikgu sendiri. At the very least my colleague buat jugaklah. walaupun tak segah mana pun. I learnt my lesson. Tak payah beriya-iya sangat..bukan menang pun. Haahaaha So pessimistic!!

So this is how we looked like this year... Enjoice peeepss..



Last year's mascot. I did it myself with of course some help from Mr Google himself.




Go Abg Jebat!!!!







Rumah Hang Lekiu. Theme : Desert.. i think...hihi






Our grand winner this year.... Rajin cikgu rumah ni.. tak mcm kami...hehehe ps: nampak tak jaws tu makan tangan org... very creative... salute toing toing toing


So smart kan. Mereka bolot perbarisan and Juara Keseluruhan. Congrats!!







You know what's funny. Jebat came out third for our perbarisan and our khemah. Klakar kan. Ingt dapat corot. Beriya-iya pun third place. Tak buat ape2 pun third place. So which way will Jebat go next year? No one knows. Tapi dh ada idea for next year. So we have to wait n see.. Btw, TQ pada siapa2 yg berkenaan.
Until next year. out.

Let's honding!!

Haha... i just invented a new verb..

Sorry... haven't paying much and needed attention to this blog. Poor u.. It's been a while since my last post.

Last month, i dragged my mom to accompany me to service Jemoq at the new service centre in Jalan Pt. Bilal in BP. So, how did I find the new service centre? Let me feed ur eyes first...

Not as big as JB's. But i must say, it is much much much better than the previous one in Bukit Pasir. Thumbs up!!



Can u see Jemoq??



Let me zoom.. Dont be fooled by the two white hondas. Cant afford those. Jemoq yang kat belakang skali tu.. waiting to be washed.. oopps lupe nk cakap. here... car wash is FOC!!!! i like i like i like..





Waiting area is a bit dissapointing. For customer who doesnt drop her car and goes shopping like me, urggghhhh i hate it. They should provide more comfortable seats for customers who wait for their cars...away from the counter. Tak payah la nak tgk muka service advisor for hours... Ni sbbb terkene kat batang hidung sendiri..

So what's the conclusion?

I did not have a great time there as much as i thought i will have. I had to wait for almost 4 hours for Jemoq to be completed compared to 2 hours in Bukit Pasir. Maybe they are still adapting to the new place. but... come on larrr.. looks like i have to consider JB for my next service.

Honda BP, better luck next time... peace..

Crossing the country

Hi guys... An entry yang dah terlalu lama duduk kat dalam draft.


 Just a short update on yesterday. It was a school day for most of the schools here. Really glad that my school decided it to be the cross country day. Yeayy... takde kelas!! :)

I was in charged at the last check point. It was an awesome experience for me n my colleague who happens to be in other rumah sukan.hehee Rooting for my rumah... and at the same time try to stall the other kids from coming out top.

u know what's amazing... the villagers were super duper generous! they offered fruits and cold delicious drinks to the pupils. siap buat station kt depan rumah masing2. Really impressive.... next year jgn lupa bg kat cheegu diorg pulakss.

and yes... we didn't win. Jebat/Merah came out second. but still, a tremendous improvement from last year!! GO ABG JEBAT!!!

Happy 1st Birthday...

Can't believe it's been a year. How time flies. Jemoq is a year old now.

Last Friday, sent him for the 20,000 km service at Batu Pahat. The existing BP outlet is a bit cramp and run down. Once, my mom accompanied me and she kept comparing it to the BP Toyota outlet that she and my dad frequent.

Ni kalau kat Toyota ni, pekerja dia tak comot. Baju diorg bersih jer. Bay pun bersih je.

*Sambil tengok staff Honda yang saling tk tumpah macam mekanik Kedai Ah Seng.

Ni kalau kat Toyota ni, besar dia punya waiting area. Ada hot and cold beverages. Siap bagi cookies lagi.

* Sambil tengok waiting area yang luasnya macam sekangkang kera.

Can't wait for the new BP outlet to open anytime soon. So Toyota, bring it on!!!!!

How to handle rude kids?

Hi guys...sory for the long absence from my part. No excuse for that. Just trying to catch my breath and rhythm with my new edition of stouties. Indeed, this year is an ultimate and major challenge for me. I was given the responsibility to teach the two UPSR classes. It wasn't our initial plan though. I wasn't suppose to teach them coz i never taught them before. To make long story short, I was given about nine months to turn these classes and stouties around while trying to maintain and improve our percentage from last year.



Last year was actually a breezing and chilling year for me just becoz i've known those kids since they were in Year 3. They knew my style and i knew their capabilities. So, this year is a whole new chapter for me. I have to start all over again. From scratch.



With the first class, i have no major problem. But I can't say the same thing for the weaker class. Sangat bising. In fact, I have to spend the first five minutes shouting and calming them down. Then, there is this one particular kid. Both parents are Indonesians. All he can think is shouting and disturbing his friends. For teachers out there, u guys must know these kind of kids very well rite. Weaker pupils are very fragile for me. Their concentration span is very short. If a friend trigger them, it means CHAOTIC with the capital C.



So in class, I separate him from the rest of class by making him sit with me. Is it working? Yes, for a couple of minutes before his buttocks start to burn up. But one thing, this kid is very the 'kurang aj'.



Once, while copying the answers from the whiteboard, he sang "N***k.....N***k.....N***k.....N***k" happily with big smile on his face. I was furios. So, with little knowledge, i hoped i could implement the reverse psychology on him. So i said to him..."Fine, say it if you want. But remember, each time you say it, it means it is your mother's and sister's n***k!" OMG I couldn't believe i just said that. I was pissed!! He was actually shocked by it. His classmates started to laugh at him. He kept quiet for a while.



Then, a few minutes later. I accidently said "Bagus gile la awak ni" to one of my stouty. Then, u know what, this boy stood up and said, " Hah, teacher cakap gile. Maksudnya mak teacher gile" . Hahah he did not just say that to my face. I was just like, that's it!!! I am going to 'kill' him now. By the way, kill tu takde maksud nak bunuh dia. Just literally speaking. Kang tak pasai pasai polis cari aku nnt.



Next incident, i tried to bury my grudges, cikgu kan tak sampai hati nak benci anak murid dia. So, i acted like nothing had happened. But as usual,he made a scene that day. So, i scolded him and playfully trying to hit his body without actually hitting him. Then, he stood up and went to his seat. While staring at me, he grabbed his worksheet and threw it on the floor. Right in front of me. Aaaaaaarrrggggggghhhh!! He really pushed it!! But surprisingly, I did not scold or hit him. As much as i wanted to. While his friends scolded him for doing that to me, I just sat down and ignored him totally. In fact, after that incident, i ignored him totally. Did not look him in the eyes at all. Ignored his questions.



And the result is quite positive, he tend to be quite calm each time I enter the room. He was actually shy with me. So , what i'm gonna do rite now is be patient ....be patient....and patient. Never lose IT in front of them... So, wish me a big fat luck k. I'll try my best to update on him regularly. See ya :)